Queer Doc

Queer Doc is the fourth episode of season one of Queer Duck. It is the fourth episode overall.

Plot
The episode begins with Queer Duck making a prank call while Openly Gator, Bipolar Bear, and Oscar Wildcat are sitting with him listening. Queer Duck is calling a homosexual reprogramming radio station. He is calling a girl named Dr. Laura, telling her that he is the father of a boy that he believes is a homosexual. He tells her that he only has male friends who seem to be tall, strong, and handsome looking and that every time he does, he tells him son to share the wealth and let him in. Dr. Laura gets angry and realizes that this is yet another prank call from Queer Duck. Queer Duck and his friends laugh as he yells in her face telling her to leave the gays alone and let them do what they want. He hangs up on her and high fives Openly Gator. Openly Gator says that he nearly wet his pants and Bipolar Bear explains the he nearly wet Openly Gator's pants too and then laughs. Oscar Wildcat says that he hasn't seen that much gay wits since the cancellation of Gomer Pyle. Suddenly, Dr. Laura furiously kicks down Queer Duck's door and points a shotgun at him. She touches his butt with it and Queer Duck, oblivious to what's behind his asks if that's Morris. Dr. Laura tells him to guess again and attempts to shoot him. Queer Duck jumps into the air, dodging the bullet and runs away screaming while Dr. Laura shoots at him. They both leave the house and instead of doing anything to help him, Queer Duck's friends just decide to dance instead. Queer Duck is seen out in the city, still running in fear while Dr. Laura shoots at him. He then goes to The Glory Hole and hides in a bathroom. Dr. Laura goes into one of the stalls and sees a hole at the bottom of one of the stalls. She puts her eye up to it look through it. She is then poked in the eye by the penis of the Homosexual reprogramming horse who apparently has changed his homophobic opinions and has become gay. Queer Duck is then seen enjoying his martini when Dr. Laura walks up with a black eye. Queer Duck exclaims that she hasn't had a single drink, but she's already "cockeyed." The then hysterically bounces around the room and then quotes "Gay pride." and the episode ends.

Characters

 * Queer Duck
 * Dr. Laura
 * Reverend Vandergelding
 * Openly Gator
 * Bipolar Bear
 * Oscar Wildcat

Trivia
The gallery for Queer Doc can be found Queer Doc/Gallery.
 * The homosexual reprogramming horse from the episode Oh, Christ! appears again in this episode.
 * In this episode, he is revealed to be gay despite him being homophobic in the previous episode.
 * Oscar wildcat references to the recurring Andy Griffith Show character Gomer Pyle.