Queer Duck Theme Song

The Queer Duck Theme Song is the song that plays before every episode of Queer Duck. In every episode, Queer Duck says a different quote at the end of the song.

Lyrics

 * Queer Duck, he's intellectual
 * Queer Duck, he's homosexual
 * Please don't think that he's perverse
 * He's the patient's favorite male nurse


 * He's okay, he's just fey
 * 'Cause he's openly gay
 * He's a truly queer, queer duck
 * Queer Duck

Quotes

 * I'm Coming Out! - I'm gay as a goose.
 * Fiddler On The Roofie - Like one in ten ducks, I'm gay.
 * Oh, Christ! - I'm a dirty birdy.
 * Queer Doc - You can stuff me with bread crumbs.
 * B.S. I Love You - Pluck me hard!
 * The Gayest Place on Earth - Cock-A-Doodle-Do Me!
 * Gym Neighbors - In Mexico, I'm El Polla Pato.
 * Queer as Fowl - The last woman who laid me was mom.